Today is, as we like to call in the workin' world, humpday. It doesn't mean that people are more apt to molest coworkers (well not any more then they would normally). It means that today is halfway through the week for the monday-friday, 9-5 crowd.
Humpday really isn't special. What you are reading now is the kind of drivel that most people are capable of on humpday. The average person can't come up with an original thought by the middle of their week. I myself have no real excuse for this drivel since I never have anything new to contribute to a conversation much less society.
An example:
Today I was talking to a coworker about something we spoke about for 5 minutes last week. After talking with him about the same subject for an additional 5 minutes today, there wasn't anything else for me to talk to him about. I could tell that I was expected to say something but I couldn't figure out anything to say. So I lit his shoes on fire and bolted for the door. Luckily the guy was understanding and didn't press charges.
Humpday is also about introspection. By this time during my work-week, I like to take a good, hard look at myself and wonder if my life is heading in the direction I want it to go in. This goes on for minutes at a time, even when I'm talking to others. Especially if it's someone telling me what to do. Mostly I just blank out for a while and let muscle memory get me through the day. It's difficult shining shoes.
