Starting anything sucks

So. This is my first blog ever. It's already an amazing experience. I doubt that I'll update this more then once. Or ever. But enjoy my lack of insight for the time being because life is short or whatever.
It's noon and I gotta go back to work soon but I figured I'd try this out. I want to jump on the bandwagon of all the other fools online at this time, posting crap that doesn't mean anything to anyone. I guess you can probably tell from my tone that I don't really like blogs but then you would be mistaken.
The problem is that most blogs I've read are at least 3 years old and written by high school kids that can't locate thier state on a map. Still I suppose everyone should get a chance to tell thier inane stories online at some point so here goes my own.
About me: Comedy. I realize that doesn't really say much, especially since there doesn't seem to be any comedic content so far but if I can be frank, comedy is not easy.
I suppose I should have thought up a clever first blog entry to entice others into listening to my rants but then I'd have to change the name of my blog and that's not gonna happen. In any event I hope that the last 3 minutes of time you wasted on this site pisses you off and you have to write a counter-blog about it. If nothing else i'm here to confirm your suspicions about why people suck. More later. Maybe.