Monday, January 21, 2008

Who gives a rat's ass?

Welcome, joy seekers and naysayers, to another thrilling episode of America's rising sensation:
Who gives a rat's ass?

The show where the average citizen, like yourself, can win fabulous prizes by answering with the question "who gives a rat's ass?" I am your host, Max Bastard, and I wish you all good luck!
Ok! Let's get started:

1.Did you know that Barbie's measurements would be 39 - 23 - 33 in real life?

2.Did you know that all the clocks in the movie pulp fiction are stuck on 4:20?

3.Did you know that Coca Cola was originally green in color?

We've tabulated the scores and there is no clear winner. On to the lightning round!

Bonus-super-lighting-redlight-special-noholdsbarred-inyourface-omgwtfbbqsauce question:
46?

Aaaaaaaannd it seems we have run out of time. The winner of this show is clearly you, reader, for you are reading this blog. Enjoy your feeling of superiority over your fellow man for now knowing fun facts you might not have been able to bore someone else with before. As for me, who gives a rat's ass?