Sarcastic @$$holes run my world. I can't stand their smug looks and their condescending attitudes. They like putting you down and they enjoy their work. But your hero is not without his bag of tricks. I use the mighty axe of knowledge coupled with the shield of humilty to combat these nefarious jerk-bags. Well more like the shiv of reverse-sarcasm and the broken bottle of show-them-for-the-stupid-and-inconsiderate-fruitpops-they-are +7. Sarcasm is great when used correctly but like all things, too much of a good shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth (i think that's the saying anyway).
The best thing in the world is to laugh at work. Especially when everyone else is having a miserable time or having problems staying awake. Nothing brightens my day more then being able to laugh knowing that the others don't have a clue at the hilarity happening right under their noses. It's the only way to combat the sarcastic douche-poofs when they get to tearing me down. Well that's only if I forget the truncheon hidden under my keyboard.
Max Bastard out.
