ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!
Grrrrrrrrr...
FU*K!
AAAAAAAAAAH!
Tweeeeeeeeeet!!!
Blam! BLAM BLAM BLAM!
Ugh!
koff, koff.
...ssssssssssssss...
grumble, grumble
A blog made so I can say I have one. If you read it, you might lose the use of both your eyes, your esophagus and your colon. You've been warned.