Missed Opportunities

Damn! I missed my chance for April fools this year! Oh well. By the way: why is it that the big deal these days is to get a huge wide-screen monitor when most blogs and websites have adopted a thing strip of text and images that barely takes up half the screen? Who thinks this crap up?! Hmmm... Maybe I'll change this blog to better use your screen. If I ever get around to it anyway. I'll write more later. Unless I'm dead or I win a million dollars. Or if I find an interesting piece of lint to examine. Time will tell.