Random thoughts

Damn! I had to pay my rent. A kick in the pocket. It beats living under a bridge or something. Life's been a downer recently so I've decided to take a vacation. Right here in my own room. I'm currently sitting here in a fold-up chair, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sandals. Playing the ukulele (not very well). The ukulele is just for show. I'm wearing a pair of sunglasses and staring directly at my 100 watt light bulb which I have forcibly screwed into a flashlight. Sure is bright.
That's just silly. I'm sorry guys but I'm obviously talking through my butt. I'm merely wearing a t-shirt and sitting at my computers. Hold on... Ok I went and got a glass of water and something which I believe is sand. They are sitting side by side next to my shoes. That is as close to the beach as I'm likely to get anytime soon but it will have to suffice. A positive mind goes far these days. Too bad I don't have the ukulele for real. A ukulele would be nice. I'm just counting the days until I can get a car so's I can drive myself over a cliff.