Damn I'm lazy. I love writing but I can't seem to get going these days. Don't really have much to say and the imp that runs the imagination circuit has been on an extended vacation. I try to jumpstart on my own but it fails to work. Also I'm hungry and I can't be expected to think on an empty stomach.
*LONG PAUSE WHERE I GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT FROM THE FRIDGE THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE ICE-CREAM WITH CANDY CORN IN IT*
Ok! Now I feel much better. I think. Not sure what candy corn can do to someone if ingested with dairy. I take my chances for the edification of humanity. Maybe I can just start an interesting story with a random idea!
*WAITS FOR THE IMAGINATION CIRCUIT TO BE ACTIVATED BY THE BACKUP OPERATER, A DRUNKEN COW*
Mooooooo! *hic* Well guys, that's all I got. Until next time... stay away from the fermented cud.
