Flat! So?

Hello kiddies! I've been quite busy with a new project so I can't share my innermost thoughts with you. I would love to say that I will be back soon to say inane things but that probably isn't the case. I'm far too busy to entertain you guys so this may be the unofficial end to the inexperienced hack. I'd tell you more about it but quite frankly you don't need to know (yet). In any event, enjoy your sad, pathetic lives without me. I'm sure there are more important things to do while you're online rather then reading this drivel anyway. PEAS!

New days

I would like everyone to know that I am not now or have ever, stuffed a cabbage in my ear. These wild allegations are nothing more then slander produced by those distateful people that plague my webspace. Please, do NOT listen to them. Also concubine and horseshoe. Thank you.

Horrifying Premonition

I had one of the worst kinds of nightmares last night: The kind that you are partially awake for but your body is still paralyzed so you can't move and you can see what's going on with half-lidded eyes, overlaid with images of what you are dreaming about. I was lying on my bed (as I usually am when I'm unconscious) and I am suddenly transported to what looks like a laboratory. I can see a creature in front of me working feverishly on something that he is obstructing with his body. His body is made of something shiny but it's too dark to tell for sure (marble?) and when I decide to get up and see what he's doing and am unable to do so, the fun starts. In my head I'm yelling my head off but I can't talk and I can't move. I'm not strapped down or anything and the only thing on me is a heavy blanket but I can't seem to get my arms to cooperate. Summoning my strength in a herculean effort to will my limbs to move, I reach up and as I am close enough to the humanoid creature to move, I grab for his arm. He twists around with a horrified look on his face and says something that I can't understand. It seems that I was not supposed to be awake and that he was indeed going to do something ghastly to me. This reaction empowers me to ask the question "Who are you?" and he tries to pull away from me but I hold fast. At that moment I had the upper hand but I still can't move the rest of my body. The scientist/torturer creature is terrified and so am I but slowly gaining confidence. Then just as suddenly I wake up. I don't know what it means but I figured I should share the experience with you before it gets lost in the mists of unmemory. Phew!

Ruminations

What the hell happened to me? I used to be strong, fast, smart and funny. I used to be the envy of all the guys and idolized by all the girls that laid thier eyes on me. I didn't have a care in the world. Then suddenly I was in the second grade and everything changed. There was a girl named Nicole G that captured my heart and I was struck. I can already hear you know-it-alls out there grumbling the words "crush" and "puppy love" but obviously they have not had the pleasure(or displeasure) of having someone stuck on thier minds so totally. She was blond and hazel-eyed and she didn't seem to care about me at all. I think that's what struck me the most. She lived here life oblivious to my admiration of her. That's how it started. Fast forward a bunch of years and I'm in high school. Nicole has long since gone but that feeling never leaves. That want. Now here I am. I wish I could go back to before I met Nicole. I was someone else then. It seems that the me that is now is not the me that I thought I'd be but here I am nonetheless. Still, I could be worse off and there are bright things to look forward to. Enough ruminations for now. It's time for wild abandon with pixelated strangers. Have a fantastic week, people.

Getting that worm

Damn it's early. Me peepers haven't yet adjusted to the lack of sleep and abundance of sun. It seems that I have developed an unhealthy obsession with electronic devices... I'm about to go camp the AT&T store until it opens and gives me an iPhone. Why do I need an iPhone? I don't rightly know. I have a phone and I have several MP3 players that work perfectly but I can't be dissuaded with logic and reasoning. I need one immidiately so I can move on to the next gadget that I will rarely use to it's full potential. Maybe it's a status symbol. Maybe I just love Steve Jobs that much. Who knows? All I can say for sure is that the iPhone better be as awesome in a box as everyone says it is or I'll be pretty upset. Wait, no I won't. Still, if I manage not to destroy it within the first 3 weeks then I will consider it a success. Enjoy yourself today, reader, for I look forward to squinting at poorly visible videos and texting with no tactile feedback all day.











*Update











I wasn't the only one that had the idea to wait.

Bwomp!

Still on hiatus and I feel fine. I might even take a trip down to the beach for real since my farmers tan seems to be fading. More later if my retinas ever finish adjusting to the light.

Me and me makes three

I've decided to disconnect for a while to give myself a chance to explore new activities other then sitting in front of the computron for hours on end. If you don't see me on, don't take it personally. I've found a much nicer audience in my mind. But rest assured, I will return. Eventually.